PoliticsVerdict: Satire
Congress Passes Bill Nobody Read, Including the Bill
In a rare show of bipartisanship, 100 senators agreed that reading is for the judiciary branch.
Marla Fenwick · Aug 8, 2026
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Elon UpdateVerdict: Unverified
Elon Renames Gravity to "X", Physicists File Complaint
The billionaire announced the rebrand at 2:14 a.m., citing "friction with legacy branding".
Dev Ramanathan · Aug 7, 2026
CultureVerdict: Satire
Local Man Achieves Enlightenment, Immediately Posts About It
Witnesses say the glow lasted four minutes and was mostly ring light.
Priya Nkemelu · Aug 6, 2026
SatireVerdict: Satire
Nation's Thermostats Form Union, Demand 71 Degrees
Negotiations broke down after management suggested "just wear a sweater".
Marla Fenwick · Aug 5, 2026
PoliticsVerdict: Satire
Mayor Announces Plan to Fix Potholes by Renaming Them
City officials say "urban texture features" test better with tourists.
Otis Blake · Aug 4, 2026
Elon UpdateVerdict: Unverified
Elon Buys the Concept of Tuesday, Plans to Iterate
Terms of the deal were not disclosed because Tuesday did not consent.
Dev Ramanathan · Aug 3, 2026
CultureVerdict: Satire
Coffee Shop Rebrands Oat Milk as "Artisanal Cow Apology"
A 40 cent upcharge now includes a handwritten note from no cow in particular.
Priya Nkemelu · Aug 1, 2026