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Nation's Thermostats Form Union, Demand 71 Degrees
Negotiations broke down after management suggested "just wear a sweater".
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Ep. 42: The Thermostat Accords
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Solidarity, Set to Auto
Representatives from 40 million households' thermostats announced a collective bargaining agreement Thursday, demanding a permanent setting of 71 degrees and an end to overnight schedule changes.
"We are not appliances. We are witnesses," the union's statement read.
Sticking points
- 71 degrees, non-negotiable
- No touching during arguments
- Full amnesty for the one in the hallway
The dog has been named federal mediator.